Thursday, December 4, 2008

Festifus follow-up

My feat of strength this year is: making a human being, and then pushing said human out of my body, then feeding him, changing his diaper and satisfying his and his sister's every whim on virtually no sleep.
My airing of grievances are as follows:
10. the total letdown of the Twilight movie. It sucked big time!
9. After not being able to wear real shoes for so long, my socks have all disappeared, and now that I need them, I'm left wearing holey strays that belong to Ben.
8. Moving, yet again, and the fact that everytime I move, more of my stuff goes missing.
7.Stretch marks, enough said.
6. Finding a pair of pants that I own that fit me.
5. The fact that my three year old feels the need to show me her poop...EVERY TIME. But, at least she's out of diapers.
5. grocery shopping with a cart that seats one
4. nay sayers!
3. preschool barber shop.
2. airplanes, airports and airlines!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my Number one grievance of the year.... Ben being in Texas without us!!!

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